I bought my angel on the Fourth of July
I didn`t plan it, it just happend that way.
I guess faith stepped in in the end,
`Cause I needed him then.
When I bought him they said, Are you sure?
No refunds, returns or exchanges because
once he`s yours, he`s yours for good.
Now, you behave like an angel should.
`Cause I saw it on TV,
they were selling pieces of heaven
and I thought, Hey, what about me?
When am I considered... ooh
I chained my angel to the eavestrough
It was November and I think I pissed him off
He`s mad but I don`t care
You`re my Angel, so there.
I figure it`s only about sixty more years
So come on Angel, stop all the tears
Come sing me a song or two
Whatever it is you Angels do.
`Cause I saw it on TV
They were selling pieces of heaven
And I thought, Hey what about me?
When can I make reservations.. ooh
My pet angel`s got a long lost friend.
He says he`s coming back when the world ends
when us humans have lost our touch...
God never liked people that much
`Cause he saw it on TV
they were selling pieces of heaven
and he thought, Well, how can this be?
What in the Hell are they thinking?