Front Porch — текст песни (Stuckey Dave)

Well, the lawn needs mowin` but I don`t care
I`m sittin` on the front porch drinkin` beer
Smokin` all the cigarettes I own.
Well, my wife done left me and my job`s a pain
The car won`t run and it looks like rain
So I`m sittin` on the front porch drinkin` beer.

There`s a whole lot of things in this world can go wrong
But with six, or eight, or twelve pain killers
The pain don`t last too long
Well some folks say I`m over the hill
If the beer don`t get me then the cigarettes will
But I`m sittin on the front porch drinkin` beer.

Well the house needs paint and the roof caved in
I got three days beard and I look like sin
Sittin` on the front porch drinkin` beer,
Well the dog don`t like me and the cat don`t care
And Lady Luck just died, I swear,
Sittin` on the front porch drinkin` beer.

There`s a whole lot of things in this world can go wrong
But with six, or eight, or twelve pain killers
The pain don`t last too long
Well some folks say I`m over the hill
If the smokes don`t get me then the alcohol will
Sittin on the front porch drinkin` beer

Well the TV`s busted and I`m out of food
I`m out of money and my boss is crude
Sittin` on the front porch drinkin beer.
Well, my song is lousy and the words don`t rhyme
My face might be ugly, but that ain`t no crime (or maybe it is....)
Sittin` on the front porch drinkin` beer

There`s a whole lot of things in this world can go wrong
But with six, or eight, or twelve pain killers
The pain don`t last too long
Well, some folks say I`m over the hill
If the Camels din`t get me then the Rolling Rock will
Sittin` on the front porch drinkin` beer
And I`m glad as hell they have a front porch here.

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