Inanity Over Christmas
Hello, everyone out there. This is Carl and the rest of Madness
We`d just like to bring you a bit of Christmas cheer
Please remember to keep a smile on your face till the New Year
Hello, this is Woody. And we`ve got a little song for you. Merry Christmas
1, 2, 3, 4
Hiya, Merry Christmas everyone, Mark here. I`m going to play a bit of bass for you now
Hello, this is Chris, Happy Christmas
Hi, Lee Kix here, filling your stocking
I play sax
But also, I sing at the same time
Baffling, eh?
Well, it`s jingling bells, it`s Christmas time
Santa fetches his sack
Snowdrop glitter falls from the skies
To settle upon each and everyone`s back
Chimney sweeps take to the streets
In the ongoing situation
Pages freeze upon your pension book
And up flies the flag of inflation
And all this time I`ll be waiting up by the chimney stack
On this coldest year since brrrr, up above upon a reindeer`s back
Stop off at the Rock of Gibraltar
Tea under the {indecipherable} of Malta
Wrap up warmer in Warsaw
Cruise over the flats of Alaska
And all this time I`ll be waiting up by the chimney stack
On this coldest year since brrrr, up above upon a reindeer`s back
I hope you`ve enjoyed this song so far. This is Suggs, and now I am going to take it away
OK, lads, let`s close it together
And all this time I`ll be waiting up by the chimney stack
On this coldest year since brrrr, up above upon a reindeer`s back
OK, quiet everybody. This should go on here
Er, help me with those baggy {indecipherable}, there
Oooh
Oooh
"You`ll never take me alive, copper"
"Look, reindeer, don`t be silly, just come on down"
"I`m going to get that conny to ma"
"Don`t waste anymore, sit down this is holding the pace up"
"Shove it, copper, I stick a grapefruit in your face"
"You what? You`re out of a bloody job now come on down again"
"Nothing`s going to stop us singing, copper, even if I have got to come down and tell you myself, and stick it in your face"
"I`m going to send in the troops if you don`t come down""
"We`re going to keep singing in every home in the nation"
"Do whatever you want to do. What? That`s it!
"You stupid flatfoot, you`ll never take me alive. I`m on top of the world, boy"
Up above the chimney stack, by the chimney
{indecipherable}, Chris, quieten down over there, will you, I`m trying to get a message across, you know
I`m going to change the world overnight, yeah
Thank you
Thank you
