Frank`s 2000 Tv — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Frank`s 2000 TV
Risin` above the city, blocking out the noonday sun
It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone
I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block
What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock
And the neighbors are just green
They say, That`s the biggest screen we`ve ever seen!

It`s Frank`s 2000 TV
Everybody come and see
Frank`s 2000 TV

There`s Frank`s remote control, you can look at it but don`t
touch it, please
`Cause Frank`s the one in charge and he decides what everybody sees
The picture`s crystal clear and everything is magnified
Robert DeNiro`s mole has got to be ten feet wide
Everybody in the town
Can hear those 90,000 watts of Dolby Sound
And I`m mighty proud to say
Now I can watch The Simpsons from 30 blocks away

On Frank`s 2000 TV
Everybody come and see
Frank`s 2000 TV
Everybody come and see

I`m gonna get one of my own real soon
It`s like having a drive-in movie in your own living room
Whoa, hey now, hey no na na na now
Hey now, Hey now na na now

Frank`s 2000 TV
Everybody come and see
You won`t believe it
Frank`s 2000 TV
Everybody come and see
Frank`s 2000 TV
Get a 2-year warranty on parts and labor
Frank`s 2000 TV
Frank`s 2000 TV