Alright Buddy are you ready I am ready (I am friend)
When I was broke and blue I gave advice to you you`re a real good friend
You helped me pay the rent I charged you ten percent oh you`re a real good friend
When I was sick ol` scout I took your girl friend out on me you can depend
Oh what a power you were I even married her and you`re a real good friend
Have a cigar or two that`s mighty nice of you you`re a real good friend
Don`t stand too close to me cause it might glow up you see you`re a real good friend
I borrowed your car last night you brought it back alright
Smashed from end to end (what a wreck)
I may have heard the crash I filled it up with gas you`re a real good friend
(I tell you Buddy that if I need a friend again
Knowing you like I do I`m gonna buy a dog
Well knowing you like I do you`d better buy yourself a dozen dogs)
I sang a song you wrote you sang it note for note you`re a real good friend
I think it will be a hit so I put my name on it oh you`re a real good friend
Let`s sing a sweet duet we`ll make a team I`ll bet and let our voices blend
I`ll sing the melody I`ll sing the harmony
We`re both real good friends oh yeah we`re both real good friends