Well if you got a Cadillac boy and a forty room shack boy
A bucket full of money and a tree full of honey
But if you gettin` no huggin` no smoochin` or muggin`
Well if you ain`t lovin` then you ain`t livin`
Well if you`re ridin` on the gravy train instead of walkin` down lovers lane
You can`t make hay boy you`re goin` the wrong way boy
You gotta get a little honey for it`s better than money
Well if you ain`t lovin` then you ain`t livin`
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Well if they call you a big big man cause you got a lot of bottom land
If you`re kin to the president and if you help run the government
But if you get no attention you better off on a pension
For if you ain`t lovin` then you ain`t livin`
Well if you got a string of long long cars and you`re smokin` them fourbit cigars
Well you ain`t so well to do unless you get a little coochy coo
It takes a little of smackin` or your life is a lackin`
Well if you ain`t lovin` then you ain`t livin`