The Macc Lads` Party — текст песни (macc lads)

Where`s the fucking party?
Someone`s in the kitchen eating pies and mucky tarts,
Bammy`s in the bathroom and he`s lighting up his farts.
Now Peter`s supping bitter, he`s getting really canned,
He locks himself in the bog and he`s shagging Baggy Anne.
The Macc Lads are having a party, round at Mutley`s place,
You`d better bring some ale my son or we`ll smash you in the face.
Someone shouts ale`s run out, who`s for tea or coffee?
But Stez Styx pegs it down the road and breaks into to the offy.
And Charlotte`s eating mushies, she`s really off her box,
She`s going to take her false teeth out and suck some scabby cocks.
The Macc Lads are having a party, round at Mutley`s flat,
You`d better bring some ale my son or we`ll kick your fucking twat.
The Macc Lads are having a party, round at Mutley`s flat,
You`d better bring some ale my son or we`ll smash your fucking twat.
When the Macc Lads have a party then they do it fucking right,
If we start it on a Monday then it ends on Sunday night.
You can come if your a Macc Lad,
You can fuck off if you`re queer,
You can come if you`re a fit crack,
But you`ve got to bring some beer.
(Repeat)