Get stuffed you arse bandit.
One of me best mates,
He come from Macc,
And we used to go out pulling crack,
Now we know it were just a farce,
`Cos he`s got spunk dribbling out of his arse.
He`s got scabs from stalking other men,
We`re never going to talk to him again,
He`s gone all nesh and he`s making us sick,
We wouldn`t give him cheese off us dicks.
Now he`s a poof, we can`t handle it.
Now he`s a poof, he does spermy shits.
Now he`s a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits.
He`s gone to pot and he`s shaved his head,
He`s got some black bloke sleeping in his bed,
AIDS and herpes, he`s got `em,
The evidence is written all over his bottom.
Now he`s never in the pub, now he`s no fun,
He`s got sores and scabs all over his bum.
We`ll have to pin him down on the deck
And pour some Boddies down his fucking neck.
Alright?
`Cos he`s a poof, he drinks lemonade,
Now he`s a poof, and he`s full of AIDS,
Now he`s a poof, and he likes his buttocks splayed....
Now he`s a poof, he`s a fuckin` slob,
Now he`s a poof, he`s got a shitty nob,
Now he`s a poof, he`s got spunk all over his gob....
Now he`s a poof, he`s a fucking queer,
Now he`s a poof, he`s got gonarhea
Now he`s a poof, he can`t hold his fucking beer.
Now he`s a poof, he`s an arse bandit,
Now he`s a poof, he does spermy shits,
Now he`s a poof, and he doesn`t like to feel girl`s tits.
Now he`s a poof, we can`t handle it,
Now he`s a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits,
He`s a poof, he`s a fucking queer arse bandit,
He`s a fucking poof, he drinks lemonade,
For Christ`s sake he`s a poof, he likes his buttocks splayed,
He`s a poof, he`s fucking going to spread AIDS all over the world,
Kill the bastard....