Well the weekend is coming and it`s time for a bath,
We`re going to sup some Boddies and we`ll have a good laugh,
So leave the dog at home or it`ll want some drinks.
Go to Dag`s, get some fags, pull a couple of slags.
Give the dog a bone and leave it chained to the sink.
Have a pint have a pint `cos it`s Saturday night
And we`ll have chips and gravy twice,
We`ll have Pukka, chips and peas and two fried rice,
Cut the baby on the bayonet and a sweet and sour pork,
And half a dozen spare ribs and a Nagasaki sauce.
Pulled a dodgy boiler, it was worse than wife,
I you stand them on their heads then they`re always alright,
Dragged her down silkworks with a few of us mates,
But don`t look in the mirror when your fucking Grace.
And we`ll have chips and gravy twice,
We`ll have Pukka, chips and peas and two fried rice,
Cut the baby on the bayonet and a sweet and sour pork,
And half a dozen spare ribs and a Nagasaki sauce.
Guitar!
We all fell in the Viva with the Vinyl roof,
They do that in London `cos they`re all damn fuckin` poofs.
Bangin` and puking in the back seat,
We`re going on a tour of Sunderland Street.
And we`ll have chips and gravy twice,
We`ll have Pukka, chips and peas and two fried rice,
Cut the baby on the bayonet and a sweet and sour pork,
And half a dozen spare ribs and a Nagasaki Sauce.
(Repeat twice)