Taco Grande
[Rico Suave/G. Mejia,C. C. Warren,Gerado/1989]
[Translations taken from the alt.music.weirdal FAQ]
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Yo quero chimichangas y chile colorado (I want chimichangas
and chile colorado )
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado (I have the money for
a chopped steak )
Las flautas y tamale, siempre muy bueno (The flautas and tamales,
always really good)
Y el chile relleno (And the stuffed pepper
)
You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada
That`s right, I want the whole enchilada
My only addiction has to do with flour tortilla
I need a quesadilla
I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbon
With my friends or when I`m all alone
Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero (I am really hungry
and now I want)
Un burrito ranchero (a ranch-style burrito
)
So give me something spicy and hot now
Break out the menu, what you go, now?
Oh, would you tell the waiter I`d like to have
Sour cream on the side
You better make sure the beans are refried
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Well there`s not a taco big enough for a man like me
That`s why I order two or three
Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip
It`s really good with bean dip
I eat uno, dos, tres, quatro burritos
Pretty soon I can`t fit in my Speedos
Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas
And a pitcher of margaritas
Well the combination plates al come with beans and rice
The taquitos here are very nice
Now I`m down on my knees, we need some extra
Tomatoes and cheese
And could you make that separate checks, please?
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Buenos noches Senor y bienvenidos al Enrico`s (Good evening
sir and welcome to Enrico`s )
Casa de Salsa. Tenemos muchos platos muy (House of Salsa.
We have many very delicious)
sabrosos. Se puedo recommendar el ardiente pollo (dishes. May
I recommend the burning chicken)
al infierno. Muy delicioso. Sus ojos se (from hell.
Very delicious. Your eyes will )
quemaran. Su estomago estaran en fuego. Se (burn. Your
stomach will be on fire. You`ll )
quedaran en el bano por una semana. Entiendes lo (be in the
bathroom for a week! Understand )
que digo gringo estupido tonto? (what I`m saying
you really stupid Gringo? )
Well the food is coming I can hardly wait
Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate!
What you think you`re doing with my chili con queso?
Well, if you want some, just say so
Oh boy, pico de gallo
They sure don`t make it like this in Ohio
No gracias, yo quiero jalapenos, nada mas
You can toss away the hot sauce
Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole!
You better get me a bowl of guacamole
Y usted, Eugene? Wh`s your face turning green?
Don`t you like pinto beans?
You want some more cinnamon crispas?
If you don`t, hasta la vista
Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna
You can finish it manana
Well, it`s been a pleasure, I can`t eat no more
Senor, la cuenta, por favor
If you ain`t ever tried real Mexican cooking, well, you
Oughtta
Just don`t drink the water
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