[Alice Cooper cover]
Little Betty ate a pound of aspirin
She got them from the shelf upon the wall
Betty`s mommy wasn`t there to save her
She didn`t hear, hear her little baby call
Dead babies can`t take care of themselves
Dead babies can`t take things off the shelf
Well, we didn`t want you anyway
Lalala-lalalalalala-la
Daddy is an agrophile in Texas
Mommy`s on the bar most every night
Little Betty`s sleeping in the graveyard
Living there in burgundy and white
Dead babies can`t take care of themselves
Dead babies can`t take things off the shelf
Well, we didn`t love you anyway
Lalala-lalalalalala-la
Goodbye little Betty
Goodbye little Betty
So long little Betty
So long little Betty
Betty, so long
Dead babies can`t take care of themselves
Dead babies can`t take things off the shelf
Well, we didn`t need you anyway
Lalala-lalalalalala-la
Goodbye little Betty