Words of Wisdom (Interlude) — текст песни (Wyclef Jean)

Wyclef:
Hello, boys and girls.
Welcome, to Wyclef Words of Wisdom.
Have you ever been sitting in your
house at two o`clock in the morning
and you get a mysterious phone
call from a girl that you don`t know? (A female begins talking sexy)
Now, hold on, think with your mind
and not with your pistol.
Cause if you invite her over
this is what might happen:

Rape! Rape!
Rape! Rape!
Rape! Rape! (What the... Yo, yo, yo...shit!)
Rape! Rape!
Rape! Rape!
Rape! Rape!

Cop: Freeze! Put your hands in the air!
Wyclef: Officer, you don`t understand.
She called me. I was sleeping.
I was minding my business.
Cop: I don`t give a flying fuck
about two bits about a piss.
You`re fuckin` guilty. (Yes, yes)
Wyclef: Nobody`s protected.