The telephones bin ringin - ringin off the wall
Its your las vegas lawyer - another long distance call
He says you get the house and the car
And I get the clothes I got on
Now shes gone
Long, long, long, long gone
Now Im a happy boy
Shes long, long, long, long gone
Operator get me manhatten - get my baby on the line
Sooner or later shes gotta realize
That all my feelins were for real
But maybe she was leadin me on
Chorus
She took the frigidaire
She got my favorite chair
You could say she got the best of me
Its like a legal crime
But in a matter of time
Shell be back for the rest of me