There`s a fella from a film
reminds me of Duncan Goodewe
but he`s not a proper skinhead
cause he hasn`t got a tattoo
He`s not as wise as he seems
coz he`s just an actor
he`s a dunce, I`ve never seen
him on the Krypton Factor
We all rinse in Silvercrin
to keep our head clean
but we know that Yul`s not
a common human being
coz he uses Mr Sheen...
CHORUS:
Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner,
they say he`s a skinhead
but we know that it`s a lie
Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner
he is just a baldy geezer
from the Kink & I,
Yul BBBBB Brynner
Yul Brynner was a skinhead
they said on the News,
but I`ve never seen Yul Brynner
wearing Doctor Martens shoes
His only claim to fame was that
he had a shiney nut
But I would look just the same
if I had my hair cut
We all rinse in Silvercrin...
CHORUS