I`ve got a little brother his christian name is Sid,
Ever since he saw the turtles he`s flipped his lid.
He`s always scoffing pizzas just like Leonardo,
Donatello Raphael and Michaelangelo
Turtles, Turtles...
He loves the Teenage Turtles he`s collecting all their stuff,
T-shirts, books and badges he can never get enough.
Spending every penny on all that he can find
If it has a turtle on, he`s going out of his mind....
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Turtle crazy, he`s turtle mad,
The turtles they have taken away the little bit sense he had,
In a turtle outfit you really have to laugh,
He wears it every night and day and even in the bath.
He`s acting like a madman, he`s acting like a clown,
The Teenage Mutant Turtles are coming to our town.
He bought a plastic Turtle to keep up with the trend,
He dropped it down the toilet now he`s going round the bend....
Tutles on his dressing gown and on the bedroom wall,
Turtles on his vest and his underpants and all....
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Turtle crazy, he`s Turtle mad,
The turtles they have taken away the little bit sense he had.
In a turtle outfit you really have to laugh,
He wears it every night and day and even in the bath....