I`d walk across the M.1.
I`d trek through the Amazon
I`D BE A SPANISH MATADOR, NOWT WOULD BE TOO RISKY FOR ME
I`d loop the loop in a Jumbo
I`d box with Frankie Bruno
I COULD DO ANYTHING, DANCE IN A LIONS DEN
BUT I`M NEVER GONNA WALK UP ELMWOOD STREET AGAIN
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THERE`S A SLAG, THERE`S A TROLLOP UP ELMWOOD STREET
A MAN`S NOT SAFE TO WALK UP THERE ALONE
A DIRTY BAG, THERE`S A TROLLOP UP ELMWOOD STREET
THERE`S A TART, BAG, SLUT, SLAG, TROLLOP, up Elmwood Street
I`d fence with a sword that was blunt
I`d hitch a lift from James Hunt
I COULD DO ANYTHING....
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Say no more.