She looks so grand a one night stand maybe
I took my chance I said "let`s dance baby"
How was he to know, she would never let him go
Back at my place, in an embrace, we were
And stuck together I could never leave her
If he only knew, he`d fallen for a tube o` super glue
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She`s a leech - she`s my shadow, she won`t let go, NA NA NA NA
She`s a leech - she`s schizophrenic, she`s magnetic, NA NA NA NA, stuck on me
Life`s been hell since she got welded to me
I go nowhere unless she`s there, ooeee
Can`t escape this one, skintight fatal attraction
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she sucked me dry
Twas fortunate when my best mate wooed her
He`s a blockhead he`s been bonded to her
With his bird in bed, now she`s stuck on him instead:
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