(The joke`s on you, Jack ) --> L.L. Cool J
(Ha-ha-ha)
[ VERSE 1: Kid Capri ]
Oh you (you) started somethin new
Sorry, that is somethin that you`re used to
Keep quiet, cause Kid Capri is teachin this
Sure you think I slept, but only if
We can conclude this matter
But your last feelings will still be the same
(The joke`s on you, Jack)
Yes, it`s on you, Jack
Don`t understand? Then let me explain
How I can get funky like this all day
You really didn`t think that this could be done
Step into my path, you will feel the wrath
How many take me out? None
(The joke`s on you, Jack )
(Ha-ha-ha)
[ VERSE 2: Kid Capri ]
Swish (swish) Lords of Funk from the foul line
Boom-bammin, slammin like a Alpine
I know you hate us, but you better think ahead
You try to dis us - you`re dead
For no reason at all
You made yourself look like a crumb
Man, you flipped, mouthed off with the lip
You ended up bein Kid Capri`s son
Take your dukes, punk, show me what you got
Then maybe you can fit in with the rest of the rookies
(The joke`s on you, Jack)
You wanna make a bet?
The Lords of Funk is the hip-hop bookies
(The joke`s on you, Jack )
(Ha-ha-ha)
Break it down
(The joke)
(Ha-ha-ha)
(The joke)
(Ha-ha-ha)
(The joke`s on you, Jack )
(Ha-ha-ha)
Silver D (Silver D) take it to the breakdown
Money Mark, please scratch to the northbound
( *scratching* )Okay, that`s enough
D and Mark, he`s beefin, call the kid`s bluff
( *scratching* )
[ VERSE 3: Kid Capri ]
Oh man, you never heard it this good
You wanna battle? Do you really think you should?
You got a crew that like to start trouble
But in the end they get bust like a bubble
Now, you should get taught some manners
Come into my party and act polite
Talk to the cuties and dance with some honeys
And don`t you come here lookin for a fight
This is a party and not a warzone
So open up your eyes, then maybe you`ll see
I`m bad like Rambo, sort of like Commando
What`s my name? (The Kid Capri)
Man, I`m a bone-breaker, pounder like a heavyweight
A rap teacher, here, let me demonstrate
Better than ever, I`m tougher than leather
Gotta make sure Lords of Funk stay together
To rock violators one by one
(Yo man, why you do that, Kid Capri?)
Cause it`s fun
Stay away, close is prohibited
Gettin dissed, well, how could you live with it?
You`re broke, you`re weak, you`re starvin, you`re hungry
You`re lost, you`re gone, you`re dissed
You are so mad, you`re angry, you`re upset, you`re hurt
And you`re steamin and you`re fumin and you`re pissed
You`re ready to rob and steal, kidnap and kill
Rape a woman with a bat
Now let me make sure that you understand
(The joke`s on you, Jack)
Hah, the joke`s on you, Jack
(The joke`s on you, Jack )
(Ha-ha-ha)
Man..
You!
Hey, the joke`s on you, Jack
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Come on