I gets me a night cap
She says gee, I feel crap
I shouts Oi! whats up?
Ya stink, I think yer drinkin too much
She`s gone, Yippee!
I turn on, the TV
But there`s a snag, coz she`s a bag,
she`s back to nag & torment me
[Chorus:]
Iddlely aye ay, iddley aye oh...
she makes me cringe, she makes me scream,
Iddeley aye oh, iddley aye ay.
how comes my missus is so mean
SHE`S OBSCENE.
SHE`S OBSCENE
She says get, yer hair cut
she wont let me have a hairy nut
complains, about nowt
No brains, insane shes a strain a pain
I could do without. WITHOUT
SHE`S A BA...
[Guitar bit]
Distressed, I feel blue
You`ve guessed
it`s all down to all down to you
My baby is a battleaxe
and now there`s nuthin` I can do...
[Chorus:]