Lester Fiddled The Tax Man — текст песни (Toy Dolls)

Yeahhhhhh:
Under Under Starters Under Starters orders & there off Tallyho!
4-1 3-1 2-1 The bettin`s on, LESTER NICKS OFF TO RIO
He got more, got more than he bargained for, Lester`s accountant was a daft clot
He`s upset, upset, that`s what you get, he made a mockery of Ascot Ascot Ascot

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Lester, Lester, a fiddliddliddling jester
LESTER`S BEEN BANGED UP WITH ALL THE OTHER CCCCCROOKS
Lester, Lester, tried to trick the tax inspector
COZ LESTER CONNED THE TAX & FIDDLED HIS BOOKS.

He`s a nutcase, nutcase, crackpot nutcase, he put his job in jeopardy
Now he won`t be, won`t be, won`t be, won`t be RACING AGAIN AT AINTREE
He`ll get away, get away, get away, get away, he must o` been livin` in dreamland
Now he`s never on, never on, never on, never on...
World of Sport or Grandstand Grandstand Grandstand.
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He laughs, he laughs, he sniggers & laughs, when he thinks of the money he earns
But he got knicked, got nicked , got nicked, WHEN HE SENT HIS TAX RETURNS
Grinning, grinning, always winning, he never thought he would be poor
Now he`s locked up, locked up, locked up, locked up, Doing time in...
Dartmoor, Dartmoor, Dartmoor.
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