Looking at her reflection,
Ivy thought, I`ll shock Don
When I get my face lift, when I get my face lift done,
You`ll see, Don is gonna want to snog with me
But they all grimace, an insult to the human race
A wifey with Mick Jagger`s face
[Chorus:]
Lurid lips, Ivy`s...lurid lips Ivy`s
Ivy`s, Ivy`s lips are a bleedin` disgrace
Lurid lips, Ivy`s...lurid lips Ivy`s
Ivy Brennans gotta chipmunks
Ivy`s lips gotta chipmunks face
Ivy took the chance
Ordered her lip implants
Now she worships her kingsize lips
But her three grand gob
Cost Ivy her job
Now Ivy`s lost her loot
Ivy is destitute
Ivy`s lips got Ivy the boot
[Chorus / Guitar Bit]</i> Ivy Ivy...
[Chorus]</i>...Lurid lips...