Fat Bob does not wash or scrub
HE`S NEVER SEEN A BATH TUB BEFORE
When will Fat Bob use the sink?
WE CAN`T FACE THE FAT BOB STINK NO MORE!
[Chorus:]
A KILLER PONG ON A GATESHEAD STREET
50 DROP DEADY... BOBBY BOBBY
QUICK QUICK QUICK IT`S FAT BOB`S FEET
THERE`S NOWT MORE DEADLY.
Fat Bob`s not cleaned his socks yet
HE`S NOT BEEN TO THE LAUNDERETTE BEFORE
Spray Fat Bob`s feet with fungicide
HE`S WIPED OUT TWO THIRDS OF TYNESIDE OR MORE
[Chorus]</i>...
[Guitar Bit]</i>...
Tyne & Wear have got the blues
The end is nigh on the Look North news
Fat Bob`s taken off his shooooooes
[Chorus]
It only takes one wiff.