He tells me, we`re happy, he could never guess
While he`s at work, she`s an adulteress
[Guitar Bit]
She`s a bored, bored housewife - in the cul-de-sac
" " " - she`s a nymphomaniac
" " " - a filthy (? Sex factory ?)
It don`t hurt, to have a (? Flirt ?)
But she`s a (? jezebugger ?)
She`s a randy swine who swears
"I don`t have clandestine affairs" I`m bored, bored, bored, bored, bored!
He`s a pratt, we know that - his missus
[Chorus]