What The Hell Happened To Me — текст песни (Sandler Adam)

I used to ride a big wheel.
And sell lemonade.
Eat popcorn with Grandpa while we watched a parade.
But now I`m only happy when I`m drinkin` J.D.
What the hell happened to me?
I used to have fun throwing snowballs.
With my best friend Billy.
Then Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly.
But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee.
What the hell happened to me?
I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood.
I only did the things that Mama said I should.
But now I just do whatever I want.
I even whipped it out in a restaurant.
I used to help clean the park in the middle of town.
Then played kickball ` til the sun went down.
But now all I do is get VD.
What the hell happened to me?
It makes no sense.
I can`t believe I ended up me.
I`m outta my gourd.
Won`t somebody please help me.
I`m kind of a wierdo.