The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Wom — текст песни (Sandler Adam)

[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]
And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl.
Girl: You wanted to ask me something?
Excited Southerner: Yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say
that you`re -- very pretty girl, and I, I -- hoo -- you`the -- we`ve
known each other for so long now, and-uh, it`s about time that the two
of us -- we`re both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don`t want to
die alone, I -- tell you that much -- hoo -- getting ahead of myself --
got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what I`m trying to get across
to you right now, hoo, I mean,
whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband,
you don`t have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there, I`m, I`m,
the-, I`m, I`m -- hoo, honeymoon in the
Poconos, with the -- hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional -- you don`t have to
do what you don`t want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you`re going to
love me, and that -- that`s fi-- til death do us part I, we`ll get the
chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset -- no prenuptial agree --
Girl: Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? Because I`m just not
ready for that kind of commitment.
Excited Southerner: Coooooo.