Richie: So ya doin` good?
Samantha: Ya, I`m fine, how `bout you?
Richie: How good could I be? I haven`t seen you in three hours.
Samantha: Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad`s down the hall, and he
doesn`t want me on the
phone. So if I hang up on you, it`s just because he`s coming.
Richie: Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance
thi...
[She hangs up phone]
[Phone rings]
Richie: Hello?
Samantha: Sorry, I thought he was coming.
Richie: That`s ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet
Samantha: Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights.
Richie: Well that`s ok, I`ll come by and get you. Lets say around...
[She hangs up phone]
Richie: Come on..
[Phone rings]
Richie: Hey.
Samantha: Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom.
Richie: That`s ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying? Oh yeah, should I
pick you up at like
seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really
kickin..
[She hangs up the phone again]
Richie: Give me a break...
[Phone rings]
Richie: Hello.
Samantha: Sorry. It was just my dog.
Richie: Hey, what`s your dad`s problem anyways!? Why can`t we talk?
Samantha: He just thinks I`m on the phone too much. Oh my God, uh, I
gotta go.
Richie: Don`t hang up!
Samantha: Richie, I can`t talk!
Richie: No, I`m sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk
to him.
Samantha: It`s not my dad.
Richie: What? Well, who`s there? Why can`t you talk?
Samantha: Uh, just look Richie, someone is here.
Richie: Who`s there? Is it a guy!?
Samantha: Richie!
Richie: I knew it! I`ll kill him! Put him on the phone!
Samantha: oh.. it`s just.. hold on.
[Hands phone to guy]
Richie: Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha`s my
girl!
You`d better stay away from her or I`ll make you wish you were never
born!
Buffoon: Fuckin` shit!
Richie: Yeah, fuckin` shit is right buddy! Don`t think I`m kidding
around, man! I`m crazy! I`ll
smash your head in! I swear to God!
Buffoon: One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts
above her belly
button.
Richie: Yeah, well that`s too bad! But I`m still gonna come over there
and beat your face in!
[Richie slams down phone]
Samantha: What happened? Was he mad?
Buffoon: My neighbor`s dog has a four inch clit!
Samantha: Oh Buffoon, you`re the coolest. [Whispering] I love you...
