Steve Polychronopolous — текст песни (Sandler Adam)

I`m a big fuckin` dick
I`m a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I`ll eat the last slice
I`ll give you charley horses
I`ll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me
My name`s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
I spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw shit at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don`t show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
Fucking two guys at a party
`Cause my name`s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
I`ll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
I`ll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it
Polychronopolous
Pansy
Pussy
Shit for brains
Douchebag
I`ll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I`ll make fun of your pimple
Then I`ll grab your sister`s ass
`Cause my name`s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
And I don`t care
And I don`t give a shit
I`ll break your brother`s stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think you`re better than me
Well you`re fucking wrong
Everybody knows I`m Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
Deal with it