Russel: [Shouting] Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby! We`re
behind you here in right field! One down! Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah!
Show `em the magic! This chump can`t hit!
[Whispering to himself] Please God, don`t help him hit it to me.
Anywhere but to right field. Please God, I beg you.
[Shouting] Come on now! No batter! No batter! Big whiffer! Big
whiffer!
[Whispering] Oh please, don`t let him hit it to me. My God, not to me.
[Shouting] Steam it baby! Steam it!
[Whispering] Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God no.
[Ball is hit]
Russel: [Shouting] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Whispering] Oh good! It`s not to me.
[Shouting] Good catch, Steven! Nice glove! You da man! Two away now!
Lookin` good! We`re all looking good out here! Come on Robert! This
lump of crap can`t hit!
[Whiserping] Oh God, he`s a leftie! A big leftie! Total power to hit
it. He`s gonna pile it right to me and there`s nothing I can do to stop
him.
[Shouting] Pitch `em the funny one, Robert! Big whiffer! Big whiffer!
[Whispering] Oh he is a natural athlete and I am so worthless. Please
God, take his life. Make him die.
[Shouting] No batter! No batter!
[Ball is hit]
Russel: [Whispering] Oh God. This is not happening. No, don`t do this
to me. Please. Make it stop.
[Ball hits Russel]
Russel: OWWWW! My elbow!
M1: Throw it to second! Pick it up already!
Russel: Take it! Just take the ball!
[Russel tosses the ball]
M2: Nice throw, you pansy!
Russel: [Whispering] Ok, get under control. Easy now, easy. Say
something to the team.
[Shouting] Good hussle everybody! Yeah! Nice work! Play`s at third!
[Whispering] That wasn`t funny, Lord. I`ve been so good and for what!?
[Shouting] Come on, Robert! Settle down! Just throw straight! You get
it across the plate! We`ll take care of the rest!
[Whispering] Oh no, another lefty.
[Ball is hit]
Russel: [Shouting] NOO! Why me again!?
[Ball hits Russel]
Russel: OWWWW! My neck!
[Panting & Whining] I can`t breath. I can`t breath.
M2: Pick it up and throw it, you moron!
Russel: [Whining] Here..come on, here.. Take the ball! Take it!
[Russel kicks ball]
M1: Way to kick it in, Pele!
Russel: [Shouting] Oh hahaha. Pele! Good one! Hehehe.. Ok! Come on!
Suck it up guys! We`ll get those runs back! This is where we dig down!
We just need one more out!
[Whispering] Oh look! A rightie! Oh Lord, thank you. Thank you so much.
I owe you.
[Shouting] This loser can`t hit! No batter! Come on, this is where we
take them out!
[Whispering] Uh oh, what`s happening? Where`s the rightie going? What?
Who`s this guy? He`s a leftie and he`s pinch hitting. No! No!
[Shouting] Why`s he pointing at me!?
[Ball is hit]
Russel: [Shouting] Oh my Lord! What have I done to deserve this?!
M3: I got it! I got it!
[Running over to the ball near Russel]
[Thud! Crashes into Russel]
M3: Whoa! Sorry about that, Russel. Are you ok?
Russel: [Shouting] HELL YEAH! We`re up now! It`s our turn to kick a
little ass!
M3: All right, Russel. I think you`re up first.
Russel: NOOOOO!!
