Moyda — текст песни (Sandler Adam)

Schnine
He`s a pretty good guy
He`s nice to his neighbors, uh huh
You can count on him to buy your school candy bars
He`s a real nice guy
He always got the jumper cable, uh heyow, uh heyow
He`ll take your mail in when you`re on vacation
He`s a good-hearted man
Volunteers at the library, hey ho
He`ll help you find a book on whales
He`s a thoughtful man
Remembers your boithday, yuh, heyow, heyow
Says G-d bless you when you sneeze
But there`s a problem
It`s not your average problem
But it`s a pretty big problem
His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
He`ll eat hamboyga
Then commit moyda
He`s a friendly guy
He waves to all the joggers, hey hi
Children use his backyard as a short-cut, hoo, heyow
He`s a real sweet guy
He`ll take you to the airport, say hey
You can borrow his snow-blower anytime you want, you know that
He`s a cool, cool guy
He always recycles, hidy hi hidy ho
Referees the Junior High basketball for no pay, oh yeah
He`s a great, great man
He`ll sign your petition, hee haw
Then proceed to compliment your new haircut
But there`s a problem
It`s not a common problem
But it`s a pretty big problem
His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
South of the boyda
He`s wanted for moyda
Here he comes
Hey Larry, how ya doin`?
How`s the garden coming?
You know, it`s interesting
I just read at the library
That you need to rotate the soil
To get real plump, red tomatoes
Oh, and one more thing
My hobby is moyda
Two, three, four
I`m a sick man
My hobby is moyda
I`ll eat at hamboyga
Then commit moyda, eyeah, heeyeah

I never loiter
After committing the doity deed of moyda

Only Sigmund Freuda
Knows why I cannot and will not stop committing moyda

Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder