Masturbata — текст песни (Sandler Adam)

(A.Sandler)
Sitting in my house, and I know that I`m alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with Sharon Stona.
Hey Masturbata!!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nicea,
Once ain`t enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea.
Hey Masturbata!!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana.
Never shake my hand cause you don`t know where its beena
Hey Masturbata!!
I do it in the car when I`m driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the other`s on my meata.
I can`t get out the car cause I`m sticking to the seata.
Hey Masturbata!
Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata,
choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
I`ve looked at Ms. November now I`n gonna decorate her.
Hey Masturbata!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I`m makinga.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga.
Hey Masturbata!