Joe: Hey pal! How ya doin?
M2: I`m so wasted, man.
Joe: Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!
M2: Thanks man.
Joe: It`s good party, huh?
M2: Oh, it`s great man.
Joe: Hey that`s some good acid, huh?
M2: Oh, killer man.
Joe: Hey, my pleasure.
M2: I`ve never been higher.
Joe: Oh ho, you must be freaking out.
M2: Acid`s great man.
Joe: It`s the best.
M2: Everytime I do acid man, I`m so high.
Joe: Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now.
M2: This is the best acid, man.
Joe: What are you seein, man?
M2: Oh, I, that cloud up there, man.
Joe: Whoa
M2: It`s got a vein in it.
Joe: Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?
M2: And it`s bleeding on me, man.
Joe: It`s bleeding on ya? Well watch out!
M2: Look at my hand, man.
Joe: Yeah?
M2: It-It`s moving, but it`s not moving.
Joe: It`s not?
M2: It`s still there, but it looks like it`s moving.
Joe: Hey, yeah to you it is.
M2: I`m so high.
Joe: Yeah, you must be flipping out.
M2: I`m flipping out off it.
Joe: Hallucinations, man.
M2: Acid..right.
Joe: Hey, I got some news fer ya.
M2: I`m seeing stuff, man.
Joe: Yeah, yer seeing stuff.
M2: Right.
Joe: Well, that`s what happens when you take acid, but you know what?
M2: What man?
Joe: Uhhh, that really wasn`t acid. That was just a little piece of
paper I ripped off of my notebook.
[Silence]
M2: Wha? It`s probly this weed I`m smokin`, man.
Joe: Oh, that weed.
M2: That Thai bud, man.
Joe: Whoa.
M2: [Laughing] Everything`s hilarious.
Joe: [Laughing] That`s funny man. Look at that guy.
M2: [Laughing] That`s funny man.
Joe: [Laughing] Look at that guy`s hat man.
M2: [Laughing] Everything`s funny to me, man.
Joe: Right. Hey, how man bones didya smoke? A few joints, man?
M2: I had about four.
Joe: Whoa, that`s a lot of bones to be smokin`, man.
M2: The whole thing`s man.
Joe: Yeah, you sucked `em down yerself.
M2: Ain`t that hilarious!?
Joe: You didn`t wanna share, didja?
M2: It was great stuff, man.
Joe: Aww, yeah, hey I got some news on that stuff too.
M2: Hey what man?
Joe: That`s the stuff I sold you, right?
M2: Yeah, right.
Joe: Yeah
M2: It`s funny, man.
Joe: Well, well, uh..
M2: I`m wasted off it, man.
Joe: Yeah, well that`s good. You smoked it, right?
M2: Right.
Joe: Well that really wans`t weed.
[Pause]
Joe: No it wasn`t, it was pencil shavings in a bag.
[Silence]
Joe: Yeah.
M2: Well, it`s probably this beer. This beer I`m drinking, man. I must
be drunk off it or something. Ya know, I had about eighteen of them,
man.
Joe: Whoa, oh really!?
M2: I`m just..wasted off `em.
Joe: That`s a lot of beer for a man to drink.
M2: Man, I gotta pea pretty soon, man.
Joe: You didn`t dump `em out in the woods, didja?
M2: No..no..no.. I drank all of them.
Joe: Right, yeah. I saw you..that`s good. Hey didja eat today?
M2: No, I`m on an empty stomach.
Joe: Whoa, you must be ..yea.. extra buzz for you.
M2: ..And that`s why I`m so wasted off it man, it`s like I`m seeing
things, man.
Joe: Yeah, you can hardly stand, man.
M2: You should take my car keys, cuz I can`t drive, man.
Joe: Right, right.
M2: I can barely walk.
Joe: Hey man, you better open those eyes up, they`re half shut.
M2: There`s two of you, man. I can`t see anymore, man, I`m blind!
Joe: Right.. I got the beers, huh? I`m the man, right?
M2: Yeah, you are the man.
Joe: Say it. Say I`m the man.
M2: Yer da man!!
Joe: Okay, well that beer..
M2: Yeah?
Joe: There was no alcohol in that beer.
[Pause]
Joe: That was non-alcoholic. So..uhh..again, I`m gonna have to bust you
on this one. You`re lying.
[Silence]
M2: [Mumbling] I`ll be right back.
Joe: Ok, buddy, you go sober up.
[Walking different directions, gun goes off]
Joe: Oh my God! He killed himself! He killed himself!
[Runs over]
Joe: Oh my God! You killed yerself, buddy.
M2: Yeah, I`m dead, man.
Joe: Oh my, oh yer dead.
M2: Yeah, I`m dead, man.
Joe: That is awefull.
M2: There`s a big white light and everything, man.
Joe: Yeah! Well you showed us all, man.
M2: Oh man, I`m so peaceful here man.
Joe: Yeah, you see anything weird, or..
M2: My relatives, man, a big white light, and my grandfather`s there
and..
Joe: Ooooh, I remember him, he`s a good guy.
M2: He`s still wearing the same clothes, and..
Joe: Hey, say hello fer me, huh?
M2: Hey man, Joe says hi, man.
Joe: [Chuckling] Right.
M2: It`s yeah..My uncle`s here and...
Joe: Right..right.. Hey I got some news for ya. This is so funny.
M2: Yeah? What, man?
Joe: Yeah, yeah, before you go, up to heaven. The gun, you killed
yerself with, that`s the one I sold you, right?
M2: Yeah.
Joe: Yeah, well that was a cap gun. So, there`s no way you could have
killed yourself.
[Pause]
Joe: Yeah, that`s right, ok.. I`m going back to the party. Ok, take
care.
[Walks back]
M2: [Whimpering and crying] I`m moving to a different town man.
- Four weeks later.
[Pouring drink]
M2: Oh this beer is great, man. This tequila is really strong, man.
It`s got a worm, and everything in it, man.
Buffoon: Fuckin` shit!
M2: All being in the sun, you`re even more wasted. Fuckin` shit is
right, man! I am totally wasted now, man. I should maybe get an umbrella
or something and go in the shade.
Buffoon: I know a guy who can suck his own dick.
M2: Yeah, I know a guy who can do that too. He`s the drummer from Olly
Hatched and one night we had two cases of Southern Comfort, man. We were
so wasted.off it. I`m serious man.
