You don`t mind that I think everybody`s a robot
And all my conversations are being recorded
And you don`t mind that all my pants are way too short on me
And I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago
Ha-Ha-Ha
And you don`t care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road
Then pretend they`re alive and think I`m a famous football player
And you don`t have a problem with me when I follow people I never met before
And force them to look at the portrait of of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on
my back
It`s very pretty, baby
Well you must have been sent from up above
You`re all that I can think of
You`re just as psychotic as me
My crazy love
Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night
And I make you sing in tongues to me until I fall asleep
Blah bloo blah bloo bloo
Thank you
And you don`t make fun of me `cause I still make out with my stepfather
And I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years
I believe you sugarpie
`Cause our love is right on track
I`m yours, you`re mine it`s a fact
Don`t forget to take your Prozac
My crazy love
Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn`t even there
Oh, three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear
I didn`t care
Babe I know I never had a job
`Cause I`m afraid to talk to people
`Cause now they`re all robots who are seekin` information
They can`t fool you, sweetheart
And I know that you know that I`m the one who burned my cousin Chester`s house
to the ground
But you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when they came and
questioned you
I ain`t no fink, dollface
`Cause we know that it`s true
Only I could love you
We both eat with our hands
My crazy love
My crazy, crazy love
Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
I feel the same way
Would you throw some macaroni on me
Oh yeah, here you go
These lyrics are brought to you courtesy of ~JillyWilly~
