Went to a garage sale, what did I see?
My dream come true, in front of me
Three dollar special, its my bike now
Hes my best friend, though I dont know why
We climbed trees together
We picked up chicks
Were best friends forever
Now I gotta blow my nose
We had some good times, but I cant remember
And a lot of bad times, like when we squished my dog
I can remember when his seat smelled like a block of cheese
I tried to eat it, but then I threw up in my shoe