Don`t be afraid, when we`re knocking at your door
Don`t need to ask, what the irons may be for
Why do you hesitate, come on and don`t be late
We`ll be no longer patient
You really got the choice, just between chains or toys
So be a pleasant patient--now
Aunts and uncles dressed in white
They all like to wish you
Welcome--Welcome to Bedlam
Make yourself at home, you`re at home
Nice how the grated moon shines in your padded room
The outer world`s so malice
Drugs will improve your dreams, laughter will drown your screams
You got a serious illness--now
Hot injections in your veins
We insure that you are
Welcome--Welcome to Bedlam
Everyone wants your best, lie down and take a rest
Forget the pain and sorrow
Everyone wants your best, all your kin do attest
Your mind is full of shadows--now
Mental disease, insanity
We all like to wish you
Welcome--Welcome to Bedlam . . .