Red Neck Friend — текст песни (Browne Jackson)

Pretty little one
How has it all begun?
They`re teaching you how to walk
But you`re already on the run
Little one--
What you gonna do?
Little one--
Honey, it`s all up to you
Now your daddy`s in the den shootin` up the evening news
Mama`s with a friend, lately she`s been so confused
Little one--
Come on and take my hand
I may not have the answer but I believe I got a plan
Honey you shake and I`ll rattle and we`ll roll on down the line
And see if we can`t get in touch with a very close friend of mine
But let me clue you in, it ain`t like him
To argue or pretend--
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend
Well they`ve got a little list of all those things of which they don`t
approve
They`ve got to keep their eyes on you or you might make your move
Little one--
I really wish you would
Little one--
I think the damage would do you good
Honey you shake and I`ll rattle and we`ll roll on down the line
We`re going to forget all about the battle
It`s gonna feel so fine
`Cause he`s the missing link, the kitchen sink--
Eleven on a scale of ten
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend
Honey you shake and I`ll rattle and we`ll roll on down the line
I`m going to try to swing you up into my saddle
And then we`ll run but you`ll think we`re flyin`
Now honey don`t just stand there
Lookin` like this dream will never end
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend