Is it true what they say about Julie?
There she is, lets ask her.
Julie, did you really go out with an alien?
Uh huh
What was it like?
Real different
By the way, whered you meet him?
I was nude sunbathing on my patio, and he was checking me out from his UFO
Guess he couldnt take it cause he lost his cool, crash landed in my swimming pool
ooh neat
So he beams over too he starts licking his lips, stroking his antenna and wiggling his hips
Im no Albert Einstein but Im not that dumb, I know lust no matter what planet its from
He said earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
Was he cute?
No way, definitely uncute
Total grossarama, slick as a slug, with a shake-and-bake complexion and eyes like a bug
Wavy on weird I wanted outta there quick, he was a cross between Flipper and Alan Thick
Ooh
I ran in the house, I locked every lock, I was not gonna party with some horny little Spock
All of a sudden I screamed in horror, he was groping my leg through the doggy door
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
I cant go on.
What happened next is just too personal to put in a pop song.
If its that bad, you have to.
Promise you wont tell?
Uh huh
His touch was a love drug, I had to have more, the next thing I knew I had opened the
door
Come in space monkey kiss me here, kiss me there, hes still disgusting but I didnt
care
Give us more details
Oh how do I describe it.
Well you know how a blender has 12 speeds?
Well when he got up to puree I thought I would die.
But when he put it on liquefy, I wanted his baby.
Ohhhhh. Oh yes, yes.
Is that your tongue.
One of them
That sure is a big piece of machinery youve got
I made it myself
Oh you space stud, you
Theres no ride like this at Disneyland, baby.
Oh synchronize, synchronize, Im docking Ohhhhhhh.
And to think we did all that without even touching.
Slow:
Now Im back to my senses and hes light years away, if hes listening in space I have
something to say
I took the lock off the doggie door, so come back moon doggie when youre ready for
more
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
Earth girls, earth girls are (sleazey)
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
Earth girls, earth girls are (very easy)
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
