Jeff Moss
Bear:
Extra! Extra! Somebody`s getting married!
Bear 2:
Somebody`s getting married? HEY, somebody`s getting married!
Bear 3:
Whoa, somebody`s getting married!
Pops:
Somebody`s getting married???
Lew Zealand:
Somebody`s getting marrrrieeeed!
Group:
Somebody`s getting married! Somebody`s getting married! Somebody`s getting
somebody`s getting somebody`s getting somebody somebody somebody
somebody...! [etc.]
Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie, Scooter:
Somebody get some flowers!
Somebody get a ring!
Somebody get a chapel and a choir to sing!
Kermit:
Somebody get an organ to play!
Singing Tuxedos:
Cause somebody`s getting married today!
[a bit of the `end of ceremony` music played]
Miss Piggy, Janice, Camilla:
Somebody get a preacher!
Somebody bake a cake!
Somebody get some shoes and rice and presents to take!
Miss Piggy:
Somebody get a sweet negilee!
Singing Veils:
Cause somebody`s getting married today!
Swedish Chef:
Weddink! Weddink! Pig and froggie weddink!
Men:
Somebody get champagne!
Somebody rent a room!
Girls:
Somebody get the lovely bride!
And somebody get the-
_ Men:
Somebody get the-
[Kermit stumbles o.s here, obviously nervous, the rhyming word being
groom of course...]
Both:
Somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody--!
Female Voices:
Somebody get this wedding underway!
Swedish Chef:
Cus sue-one gettink marrink today!
[Musical bridge]
Bear Family:
Somebody getting married....today!
[In Church]
Ernie:
Are they here yet, are they here yet, did I miss it, am I late?
Bert:
No, they`re be here any minute!
Cookie Monster:
Oh boy, me can hardly wait.
Pops:
Isn`t this exciting--it`s the wedding of the year!
Sam The Eagle:
Well, can`t we start without them?
Muppet News Anchorman:
No, you can`t until they`re here.
Sam: Hmm.
Chorus of Penguins:
They`re fin-all-y getting ma-rrr-ied now!
[Musical bridge, sounds of wedding bells]
Miss Piggy:
He`ll make me happy
Each time I see him
He`ll be the reason
My heart can sing
He`ll stand beside me
And now I`m everything.
Kermit:
She`ll make me happy
Each time I hold her
And I will follow
where my heart may lead
And she`ll be all I`ll ever need
Babies:
Days go passing into years
Old Ladies:
Years go passing day by day.
Audience (with sobbing heard):
She`ll make him happy
Now and forever
Until forever
their love will grow
She only knows
he`ll make her happy
That`s all she needs to know.
They`ll be so happy
Now and forever
Until forever
their love will grow-
Miss Piggy:
I only know
He`ll make me happy
That`s all I need...to...know...
Fozzie: (whispering): Hey, Gonzo, I thought you were going to play the
priest?
Gonzo: (enthralled): Shhhh!
Priest:
Do you, Piggy, take this frog to be your lawful wedded husband--do you?
Miss Piggy:
I do...
Priest:
Do you Froggie take this Pig to be your lawful wedded wife until you die?
Kermit:
Well, I? Well....I...?
Priest:
Do you?
Kermit:
(gulp). I do...
Priest:
Then because you share a love so big
I now pronounce you frog and pig.
[THE Kiss.]
Celebration, cheering from all the Muppets. Penguins evidently are tossed
or throw themselves across the aisle.
Kermit:
What better way could anything end?
Hand in hand with a friend.
FIN
