If i play soccer
im sure im a great player
Peter Shoemaker can`t save my ball
He will fall down on the shoal
Micro Ovum can`t score a goal
i`ll stand there to say no no no
Chorus
Soccer mania
Soccer mania
every one can play even Anastasia
except me
If i know how to shoot
i`ll give Peter Shoemaker a hoop
He will never be a denmark keeper
but maybe he will be a rubish car driver
i`ll shoot the ball on Micro Ovum`s face
He will be full of grace!!!!