I Think I`m a Clone Now — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

I Think I`m A Clone Now
[I Think We`re Alone Now/Tiffany/1987 and
Tommy James & The Shondells/1967]

Isn`t it strange...? Feels like I`m lookin` in the mirror
What would people say...if only they knew that I was
Part of some geneticist`s plan
Born to be a carbon copy man
There in a petri dish late one night
They took a donor`s body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say...

I think I`m a clone now
There`s always two of me just a-hangin` around
I think I`m a clone now
`Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

Look at the way...we go out walking close together
I guess you could say...I`m really beside myself
I still remember how it began
They produced a carbon copy man
Born in a science lab late one night
Without a mother or a father
Just a test tube and a womb with a view...

I think I`m a clone now
There`s always two of me just a-hangin` around
I think I`m a clone now
`Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I`m a clone now
And I can stay at home while I`m out of town
I think I`m a clone now
`Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

Signing autographs for my fans
Come and meet the carbon copy man
Livin` in stereo, it`s all right
Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza,
so I say...

I think I`m a clone now
Another one of me`s always hangin` around
I think I`m a clone now
`Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I`m a clone now
I`ve been on Oprah Winfrey, I`m world renowned
I think I`m a clone now
And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
I think I`m a clone now
Thats my genetic twin always hangin` around
I think I`m a clone now
`Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down