[dialogue excerpts from Bert and Ernie of Sesame Street]
[E] Bert, is that you?
[B] Ahh, an empty place -- oh I love it!
A perfect place to practice the exciting art
of - humming!
[E] Bert?
[B] Heheheheh
Chorus: * humming in background *
[Zev] Hum along, if you can`t sing along, hum along
[Onyx] Hum along, if you can`t sing along you hum along
[Roc] Hum along, if you can`t sing along, hum along
[Zev] Yeah, hum along with Zev Love X
[Zev Love X] * humming in background *
Hmm, hmm! Very interesting this thing
Coming and drumming there`s hummingbirds with wings
and feathers of the same, so we flock much
plus rock, so on and so such, I clutch this
mic, to touch like an entire stadium
With my boys to aid me so we`ll play, if you pay me some
Beats sound fickle rented Jeep sounds sickenin
to those with no soul, as I roll with my ? ( * humming ends * )
Bugle boy, bugle boy, toot your own horn
Frugal won`t endure, as the talents was born
Minus, the Jim-jinkle-jankle-Hammerschitt
His name, ain`t my name, cause X ain`t permittin shit
I`s no hypocrite, so yo, zip your lip
Z.L. be rippin, out we`ll rip
No no no, shake your hip, or your rump
Forget about what I`m sayin, pump your fist to the drum and
( * Bert laughs * )
Chorus: * humming in background *
[Onyx] Hum along, if you can`t sing along, hum along
[Roc] Hum along, if you can`t sing along, hum along
[Zev] Hum along, if you can`t sing along, hum along
[Onyx] Hum with the Birthstone Kid
[Onyx] * humming in background *
You could have sworn I was a WHAT? A Penn Station pennybegger
I gots more songs than your neighborhood bootlegger
Swingin hard like a forty-deuce on a hooker
Cuter than Booker, a real good looker ( * Bert laughs * )
Yeah, a brown man is gettin down and
to this funky sound and you`ll check it out, so plops the sound man
I`m just the R&B`s beats kickers kickin lingo
til comes, my payday, if rap was soccer I`d be Pele ( * humming ends * )
Scorin hard I eat no porkchops or lard
So trust in me becaue you, trust in God
The Lord, bet I proves, just began for this man
Cause the bills stay paid from this mic within my hand
I`m not your average everyday cotton-pickin or bailin hay
hoe trickin brother who likes to eat chicken
Anyway, just hum along, as the drummer drums along
This I bring along, not to sing along, but just to
( * Bert laughs * )
Chorus: * humming in background *
[Roc] Hum along, if you can`t sing along, hum along
[Zev] Hum along, if you can`t sing along, hum along
[Onyx] Ya hum along, if you can`t sing along ya hum along
[Roc] Hum with the one Subroc
[Subroc] * humming in background *
Hurry hurry hurry step right up and I`ll sing it
So bring it back and forth, just to swing it
Hmm, a voom to a hum can get smooth
So I choose to rock slow to amuse ( * Bert laughs * )
to the apex, I strides from L.I. Strong
to the car new age, to rip raw
Need no rehease, I bust fat styles galore
Self Universal Born Ruler Cypher Cee no more, hear no more
( * humming ends * ) Can no more, huh, I fear less or I guess
I toss or throw it up and when it drop I`m forced to blow it up
Give a little, take a little, grunt, or fake a little
pause you wanna counterfeit the Kause ain`t havin it ( * Bert laughs * )
( * humming again * ) All your hopes cease, so listen closely HUSH
I wrote boastin note, you can`t stop the humrush
Bow, blowin up! One nine eight, X plus
And this is how we kicks it, for eighty decker
This is for the Gods, the Gods, you don`t stop, heh!
