(Lyrics: Corey D. Marchasin, Music: C. Milnes)
Three dead gophers all named Harvey,
sitting around drinking,
all at a party,
if they weren`t dead their party`d be hardey,
not too much to do with three dead gopher bodies,
thee dead gophers the furry little beasts,
three dead gophers too bad they`re deceased,
thee dead gophers all named Harvey,
thee dead gophers - not hte life of the party,
my heart and soul in their little hole,
I love them to the end,
they were my furry friends.