INTRO
(Bitch!)
Bitches keep comin up $hort
Fuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort
(Bitch!)
Too $hort,Too $hort
REPEAT
Now fuck around and get a 5 finger hand PRINT straight across your face
to make sure you bitches understand that I`m a pimp-mack-player-ass nigga
Not a gentleman ain`t gonna be no sucker-ass swindlin
I know ya starvin bitch what you GONNA eat?
Just because I PICKED you up I guess you waitin on me
It ain`t goin be that,you shoulda ate or bought`cha ass a plate
Cos on this date we just fuckin till it`s late
I ain`t Romeo,Prince Charming or knight in shining armour
I`m only out to fuck a bitch,fuck tryin to charm her
I treat a fine ass bitch like dirt
No money in her purse,a fuck is all SHES worth
Lookin hella good in the club like a ho
Bitch,you need to go find a nigga to buy some MORE drinks
At the bar,fill you up with Long Islands
While I be all in your face tryin to fuck smilin
Cos Short Dawg`ll never cater to you hos
And if you ain`t fuckin I say "Later" to you hos
So if you bitches gotta plot
You better get gonna get shot fuckin with Short Dawg
Bitches keep comin up $hort
Fuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort
(Bitch!)
REPEAT
Bitches be like rabbits WANTING diamonds and carats
See my car,see my house and they think I`m a sheriff
I ain`t never been a marked bitch,you too ballsy
Wanna drive my car closed-up,that`s when you lost me
I tell a bitch real quick,I ain`t no TOOTSY ROLL
All you good fo` is some head and some pussy,ho!
And if the pussy and the head tight,we fuck em twice
Cos Short Dawg ain`t nuttin nice
Bitch jumped in the car,asks me where we goin?
I`m Shorty the Pimp bitch,you goin hoin
Fucked in the car with my pants and my jacket on
RAISED UP OUT the pussy,now I`m in the traffic
Now pussy still wet,got my dick in her hand
Lickin all around it,rollin through the flat lands
STICKIN TO MY SCRIPT,never pussy-whipped
Seein niggas with them bitches,IM A TAURUS THE PIMP
I use to break hos for Scrilla,BUT NOW I GOT MINE AND
I`m makin bank rolls for real-a and rockin town bitches
Livin large for a night,turn back into PUMPKINS
When I`m through fuckin,bitches leavin with nothin
Bitches keep comin up $hort
Fuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort
(Bitch!)
Too-Too $hort,Too $hort(Hos can`t fuck with me)
(Bitch!)Too $hort
Now break it down to the beat one time!
Ol` School.Tell ya lil` somethin about Shorty
I`m the East Oakland player,lovers are mooshy
I fuck a different ho a day and leave rubbers and pussy
Bitches keep lookin for some Too $hort NUTS
Squeezin on a rubber tryin ta pull it off and make it bust
Bitch might lose her mind if I raw-dig her
Get pregnant,move her in and make Ma and Pa richer
No more player,no Shorty the Pimp
I get payed,divert a cheque and get forty per cent
All the homies talkin bad,hair down,walkin sad
Got the broad livin with me,baby sayin "Dad!"
Sex played out and ol`Shorty`s bored getting fat!
Then my bitch turn into a rat
I could try to mack again but the bitches won`t want me
Cos I`m all washed up,broke,fat and funky
Short Dawg is through,people call me Todd Shaw
All the rappers who was fake ON THE mic,got raw
Ugly hos playin hard-to-get,sold all my cars
Now I ride the bus and shit
I had a `94 Lexus,Rolexes,I sold it all
Now I can`t afford breakfast
I lost everything I worked to be
Never thought I`d be a trick,payin hos to serve me
Shit!Snap back came out of my dream
Shit can really happen if you know what I mean?
But fuck a wife biatch,stay away
Don`t wanna own a pussy,keep the babies on lay-away
Bitch CALLED MY HOME,said it was mine
She didn`t know I fucked her with a dildo the whole time
Star-struck bitch seein dollar signs,she think the WORLD is fine
Playin games so I taught her mine
Tryin to play her prayer got caught in a trap
Learnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rap
Bitches keep comin up $hort
Fuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort
(Bitch!)
REPEAT
