(Lyrics & Music: D. Nastasi)
Hi, it`s just me,
I`m writing you from jail you see,
this is what`s the best for me,
I`ve corrupted our society unjustly,
left to a higher authority,
they see fit to lock me up and throw away the key,
this is what`s the best for me,
but please, for me,
don`t take away my new color TV,
that would upset me dearly,
and I feel it makes you,
the authority as unjustifying as a low life man like me,
you owe it to me!
after all, without TV what fun would jail be?
not too fun you see,
it`s guys like me that commit robbery,
adultery, and other types of felonies,
only to be sent to a penitentiary
and waste all of your tax payer`s money,
this what`s the best for me - Hotel Pnitentiary.