MARK
Enter Tom Collins, computer genius, teacher, vagabond
anarchist, who ran naked through the parthenon.
MARK & COLLINS
Bustelo - Marlbor
Banana By The Bunch
A Box Of Captain Crunch Will Taste
So Good
COLLINS
And Firewood
MARK
Look - It`s Santa Claus
COLLINS
Hold Your Applause
ROGER
Oh Hi
COLLINS
`Oh Hi` After Seven Months?
ROGER
Sorry
COLLINS
This Boy Could Use Some Stoli
COLLINS, MARK & ROGER
Oh Holy Night
ROGER
You Struck Gold At MIT?
COLLINS
They Expelled Me For My Theory Of
Actual Reality
Which I`ll Soon Impart
To The Couch Potatoes At New York
University
Still Haven`t Left The House?
ROGER
I Was Waiting For You Don`t You Know
COLLINS
Well, Tonight`s The Night
Come To The Life Cafe After Maureen`
Show
MARK & ROGER
No Flow
COLLINS
Gentlemen, Our Benefactor On This
Christmas Eve
Whose Charity Is Only Matched By
Talent, I Believe
A New Member Of The Alphabet City
Avant-Garde
Angel Dumott Schunard!
ANGEL
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
COLLINS
And You Should Hear Her Beat!
ROGER
You Earned This On The Street?
ANGEL
It Was My Lucky Day Today On Avenue A
When A Lady In A Limousine Drove My Way
She Said, Dahling-Be A Dear - Haven`t
Slept In A Year
I Need Your Help To Make My Neighbor`s
Yappy Dog Disappear
This Akita-Evita - Just Won`t Shut Up
I Believe If You Play Non-Stop That Pup
Will Breathe Its Very Last High-Strung
Breath
I`m Certain That Cur Will Bark Itself To
Death
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
We Agreed On A Fee - A Thousand Dollar
Guarentee,
Tax-Free - And A Bonus If I Trim Her Tree
Now Who Could Foretell That It Would
Go So Well
But Sure As I Am Here That Dog Is Now In
Doggy Hell
After An Hour - Evita - In All Her Glory
On The Window Ledge Of That 23RD Story
Like Thelma & Louise Did When They Got
The Blues
Swan Dove Into The Courtyard Of The
Gracie Mews
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Then Back To The Street Where I Met
My Sweet
Where He Was Moaning And Groaning On
The Cold Concrete
The Nurse Took Him Home For Some
Mercurochrome
And I Dressed His Wounds And Got Him
Back On His Feet
Sing It
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
