Royale With Cheese — текст песни (Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta)

Dialogue Written by Quentin Tarantino

JULES

VINCENT
Okay what d`you want to know?

JULES
Hash is legal there, right?

VINCENT
Yeah, it`s legal, but is ain`t a hundred percent legal. I mean you can`t
walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin` away. I mean they
want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.

JULES
Those are hash bars?

VINCENT
Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay: it`s legal to buy it, it`s
legal to own
it and, if you`re the proprietor of a hash bar, it`s legal to sell it. It`s
to search you. I mean that`s a right that the cops in Amsterdam don`t have.

JULES

VINCENT
You`ll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing
about Europe is?

JULES
What?

VINCENT
It`s the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over
there, we got
here, but it`s just there`s a little difference.

JULES
Examples?

VINCENT
Alright, well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam
and buy a beer.
And I don`t mean in a paper cup. I`m talkin` `bout a glass of beer. And in
Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald`s. You know what they call a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

JULES
They don`t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

VINCENT
No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn`t know what the fuck
a Quarter Pounder is.

JULES
What`d they call it?

VINCENT
They call it Royale with Cheese.

JULES (repeating)
Royale with Cheese. What`d they call a Big Mac?

VINCENT
Big Mac`s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

JULES (repeating)
Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?

VINCENT
I dunno, I didn`t go into a Burger King. You know what they put on french
fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

JULES
What?

VINCENT
Mayonnaise.

JULES
Goddamn!

VINCENT
I seen `em do it, man. They fuckin` drown `em in this shit.

JULES
Uuccch!