* the original version
What`d ya call me?
[Yo, yo, D, yo, check out them girls over there, man
?? ready, you down? Let`s roll on `em
You wid it? Come on, let`s do it
Hey-a, yeah, my name`s Hurby Luv Bug this is my man D
We`re checkin` y`all out, we know y`all were checking us out
So we said hey, what the hell, just roll on over but...
Y`all wanna come down over to the crib?
A little place I got over there in the Hills
Ya know, fat jacuzzi...we can get busy]
Homegirls, attention you must pay
So listen close to what I say
Don`t take this a simple rhyme
Cuz this type of thing happens all the time
Now what would you do if a stranger said hi?
Would you dis him or would you reply?
If you answer there is a chance
That you`d become a victim of circumstance
Am I right, fellas? Tell the truth
Or else I`m-a have to show and prove
You are what you are, I am what I am
It just so happens that most men are...
Tramp (What`d ya call me?)
[Mmmm-hmmm, babe, I ain`t gonna lie - you look good
I know it - I look good, too
But why don`t you and me and my dog
Go do the do]
Have you ever seen a dude who`s stupid and rude?
Whenever he`s around he dogs your mood
I know a guy like that, girl
He thinks he`s God`s gift to the world
You know that kind, excited all the time
With nothing but sex on the mind
I`m no stunt, on me he can`t front
I know the real deal, I know what they want
It`s me (Why?) Because I`m so sexy
It`s me (What?) Don`t touch my body! (Boy!)
Cuz you see I ain`t no skeezer
But on a real tip I think he`s a...
Tramp (What`d ya call me?)
[Huh, what? Hey, whoa, wait a minute...
It`s not what it looks like, baby, just chill
Wait a minute, where you goin`?
I`m tryin` to tell you it ain`t exactly...
Look, what are you doin` with that bat?]
On the first date he thought I was a dummy
He had the nerve to tell me he loved me
But of course, I knew it was a lie, y`all
He undressed me with his eyeballs
Trying to change the whole subject
Cuz everything he said pertained to sex
So I dissed him, I said, "You`s a sucker!
Get your dirty mind out the gutter
You ain`t gettin` paid, you ain`t knockin` boots
You ain`t treating me like no prostitute"
Then I walked away, he called me a teaser
You`re on a mission, kid - yo, he`s a...
Tramp (What`d ya call me?)
[Yo, baby, come here for a second
I ain`t your baby, tramp
You sick little...
Oh yeah? Your sister]
Tramp
