There`s nothin` that I wouldn`t do for you
Cuz I`m pottie trained like a great dane
Have a nice day
Incubus in disguise, lord of the flies
A pile of shit dressed up to appetize
The main course - degradation a la mode
You accept the invitation
I know how to treat a lady
I`m a fountain of love, like Christ
So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls
Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet
In a vacuum in a tornado in a black hole
Turbulent ... Whirlpool
Like yin and yen, the doggie is my best friend
I think I need a foxy terrier
With a capital T, that rhymes with D
That stands for derriere
To bark for me and keep me company
You look so nice
With your nose in the dirt
You`re my puppy
Bend over and lick yourself
And when you sleep I`m sitting on your chest
Say it`s a dog`s life so you do what you gotta doo doo
Doggie bitch, let me drill my own hole
I don`t need a seed to grow my dickweed
I`m the one you want, the one you get
Shit sucking butt fucking nerd
I`m a sadist, I`m a geek, I`m a coprophagist
I shit, you eat my poop, you shit, I eat your poop
I shit - an infinite push-pull
Hedonism trading fours
You scratch my back I`ll scratch yours
Incubus ... Suck your butts
Like Dick and Jane, the K-9 method is fucking insane
It`s love, it`s dog eat dog eat dog
With a capital D, that rhymes with tree
That stands for pee pee
Your knight in shining armor
Ain`t no nice guy at all
I am the devil who`s under the skin
I hide in the smile and aim for the quim
God is my tactic and nature`s my game
Forget all your opinions baby
Because I will always win ... Lesbian
O-U-8-1-8
The ritual
I urinate chivalry
Instinctual
Cuz I`m such a gentleman
You look so nice
With your nose in the dirt
