Mr Nice Guy — текст песни (Mr. Bungle)

There`s nothing that I wouldn`t do for you
Cause I`m pottie trained like a great dane
Have a nice day
Incubus in disquise. Lord of the flies
A pile of shit dressed up to appetize
The main course - degredation a La Mode
You accept the invitation
I know how to treat a lady
I`m a fountain of love like Christ
So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls
Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet
In a vacuum in a tornado in a black hole
Turbulent Whirlpool
Like Yin and Yang the doggie is my best friend
I think I need a foxy terrier
With a capital T that rhymes with D
That stands for Derriere
To bark for me and keep me company
You look so nice
With your nose in the dirt
You`re my puppy
Bend over and lick yourself
And when you sleep I`m sitting on your chest
Say it`s a dogs life so you do what you gotta doo doo
Doggie bitch let me drill my own hole
I don`t need a seed to drill my dickweed
I`m the one you want the one you get
shitsuckingbuttfuckingnerd
I`m a sadist I`m a geek I`m a coprophagist
I shit you eat my poo you shit I eat your poo
I shit and infinite push-pull
hedonism trading furs
You scratch my back, I`ll scratch yours
Incubus Suck your butts
Like Dick and Jane the K9 method is fucking insane
Its love, it`s dog, eat dog, eat dog!
With a capital D that rhymes with Tree
That stands for Pee-Pee
Your knight in shining armor
Aint no nice guy at all
I am the devil who`s under the skin
I hide in the smile and aim for the Quin
God is my tactic and nature`s my game
Forget all your opinions baby
Because I will always win...lesbian!
Fuck( blaa, blaa)
The ritual
I urinate chivalry instinctual
cuz I`m such a gentleman
You look so nice
With your nose the dirt
Fucking fuck fuck I`m tired fuck
It`s all a game.