Your Ma — текст песни (Salad)

I`ve got an itch that I can`t fix
I`m gonna get your mother to mix me a drink
Just think

She takes my hand to put it up her skirt
I`ll call you up to dish the dirt on her
So it doesn`t reoccur

Your Ma will do it

I don`t know where to hide
Before I know it her hand`s inside
I know the damage that she can do with her hands untied
I try to keep her on hubbie`s work
But if I don`t stop she`ll think I`m a jerk
A jerk

Chorus

Go on!
Upper grade...

I`ve got a problem with someone`s mum
But she relieves me of my daily humdrum
And while I stand there taking off her dress
I guess I`m in a mess
Cos she wants a boy with the teenage drive
And knock his socks off his teenage life
And then I remember - She`s your daddy`s wife