I Love My Boss (alternate Lyrics) — текст песни (moxy fruvous)

These lyrics represent the original version of the song as closely as
possible. (Thanks to the Frvous Pages for these...)
He can`t stand a loss
He`s always cross
His name is Ross...
I love my boss
I love my boss
He isn`t full of fluff and gloss
He gives me work and many chores to do
My model, like Ben Cartwright to Hoss
And though he pays me minimum wage
It`s all I deserve at this stage
Some union hack said I should ask for more
I answered with suitable rage
I love my boss
I love my boss
I love my boss
I love my boss
One day I came to work too late
I`d had a Fruvous luncheon date
My boss he summoned me to speak with him
I sweated, awaiting my fate
He said you`re gone!
It was just like the wrath of Khan
But my dear boss let me apologize
I love him, and I had been wrong
He`s going out now with my sister
They go real heavy on the sauce
I`d like to tell him watch out mister
But he`s the boss
My friends they say that I am clinging
Ask why I`m carrying this cross
Who knows what x-mas will be bringing
From dear old boss
Bosses through the ages prove
They`re the ones who make it move
Bewitched would have an empty plate
If it weren`t for Larry Tate
Clark Kent reached the highest height
With the help of Perry White
And if we may be retrograde
Speak the name Reuben Kincaid
Now I`ve really kicked the sacred cow
I`ve got me working on the night shift
When my boss is out on the town
I love my boss
I love my boss
I love my boss
I love my boss